The Musings of Me

I'm 18. I'm Australian.

I'm short. I'm red-headed.

I'm loud. I'm a chatter-box.

I'm independent.

I'm a perfectionist.

I'm open-minded.

I'm fun. I'm happy.

* I'M ME. *

Xx Muse

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  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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thebohemians-rpsody:

Dublin

You see, this is what I love about Ireland.
Most people would look at that rock and say; “gosh, that’s a pretty cool rock, I wonder how it stays up like that?”
No. That is not the right way to do things.
The Irish look at that and say; “I’m going to build a house on that fucker.”
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Don’t blink.
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Permalink howtopickupafangirl:

petrichorandrose:

So it has been decided by staticcatfish and I that there needs to be an Ood Cooking show.
“Hello and Welcome to my cooking show. I am Ood Sigma Delta and today I am going to show you how to make some lovely holiday fruit cake.”

Reblogging here because best conversation, and OOD COOKING SHOW.
Someone please make this happen.
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Photography by Patricia Ramos
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